flacid phone D:

I desperately need to….

…

…

get a new phone!

It occured to me when I was hanging out with some of my friends at BBT. We were chatting it up, haveing some good times laughing about some random topic. And then this familiar scene happened…

“That’s awesome. Hahahaha!”

“hahahaha”

“heheh”

“heh”

*whips out phone*

Whenever this happens I always feel… small D:

Now I don’t think my phone is bad. I only use it to call and text, so I don’t really need anythign sophistacated! Plus it doubles as an MP3 player! Which is pretty bad ass! ALSO, I can put customized ring tones :D

Pretty good right?

Sadly… not D:

Every time the conversation dies between my friends, it means it’s time to whip out the celly and text, play with apps, or check something in this “G3″ network. And then I sit there, looking from phone to phone. I then sheepishly whip out my inadequecy…

*sigh*

THIS CONVERSATION HAS NO RELEVANCE TO MAN MEMBER AND MAN MEMBER ACCESSORIES

I know what you’re thinking you jackasses!

This problem also occurs when I am left waiting for a person.

For example, I arrive a little early, or someone is late to our rendezvous point. So I am left standing there… waiting…

I hate waiting >:(

It makes me feel like a loser. And being the egotistic dbag I am, I always think that people are looking at me wondering why this creepy dude is just standing outside the building.

So I whip out the phone.

However, being such an ill-equipped phone, it has nothing of value to offer me!

I got no apps to play with and all my games are demos D:

And I refuse to fake text!

So when I whip out my phone people can soon recognize that I am just avoiding awkwardness since… my phone sucks ass!

In these situations I usually jsut call a friend :D SO MUCH BETTER THAN FAKE TEXTING

Maybe I should just carry my DS with me so when awkwardness hits…

I’ll whip out POKEMON and own me some rattatas!

gotta catch’em all suckas!

jL out